Get to know... Zarna Garg

Comic Zarna Garg (@ZarnaGarg) is bopping to Where’s The Party Tonight, trashing her MIL, and avoiding being seen with Birkin bags

Get to know... Zarna Garg

• High point in life

  Trashing my mother-in-law.

• Low point in life

  Oh my God, the other day, somebody called me an author.

• On my playlist

  Bollywood pop mostly, especially Where’s the Party Tonight? from KANK.

• One thing I would never buy

  A Birkin bag, not after making a video trolling it.

• Today I’m craving

  A cup of adrak chai, as always.

• Last thing I ordered online

  Yoga socks. I don’t actually do yoga, but I like the socks.

• Advice I’d give my 18-year-old self

  Take the medical school entrance exam and do something real.

• My favourite subject in school

  Sadly, English.

• I’d swipe right on

  A hot dumb guy. I am tired of the brainiacs.

• My secret skill is

  Playing poker.

• A superpower/magic tool I wish I had

  Patience.

• My favourite Sunday memory

  I was obsessed with reading Indian newspapers.

• My plans for next Sunday

  A big brunch.

• My most star-struck moment

  At the launch of my Hulu premiere, I met America’s top-rated radio personality Ira Glass.

• My favourite bad habit

  I like to yell at everybody. I think everybody is living their life wrong.

• If I could travel back or forward in time, I’d…

  Jump to the future, because I fully expect that in a few years I’d be living with a billionaire with heart disease.

• The best thing about fame

  We’ll find out when I’m famous.

• The worst thing about fame

  Nothing. Let’s have it.